Baseball's Variety Show!

The Utility Man is not a one-trick pony.  In fact, he would learn to ride a pony if asked!

No other travelling entertainer has as many tricks up their sleeves as the Utility Man: jumping stilts, singing, improv comedy, puppeteering, competitive eating, juggling, dancing, magic, cheerleading, GOAT-MILK SELLING and MORE!  The Utility Man really is the Do-It-ALL Entertainer!

If you sign the funniest free agent in sports, your fans will laugh at a big-league level while enjoying the most memorable characters to pass through your stands including The Phantom of the Ballpark, The Wacky Food Vendor and Skipper the puppet!  He combines big skits on the field with one-on-one interaction in the crowd.

The Utility Man can either perform his go-to routines or completely CUSTOMIZE his performance for a theme night such as Ladies Night, Kids Day, Superhero Night or anything you can concoct! No show is ever the same, so bring the Utility Man for multiple nights to see his full arsenal of talent!  The Utility Man is the hardest working entertainer in the business, providing entertainment from the time the gates open until the last fan leaves the ballpark.

Best yet, The Utility Man is the best bargain in baseball!  He prides himself on being the most affordable act around.  Multiple nights = bigger bargain!

Read the quotes from happy customers below to see why The Utility Man was the rookie of the year in 2012!  Join the FUNiverse in 2013!


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TESTIMONIALS

“The Utility Man does it all!  Great one-on-one interaction with fans all night plus on-field antics at a price any team can afford!  He won’t disappoint."

Gabe Sinicropi
WILLIAMSPORT CROSSCUTTERS
Vice-President Marketing & Public Relations

"Ben was an awesome addition to our team this season.  When he wasn’t on the road, he did a great job entertaining fans with a personal touch in the crowd as well as performing larger skits for everyone to enjoy.  We can’t wait to have him back in our ballpark in 2013!"

Lindsey Knupp
LEHIGH VALLEY IRONPIGS 
Director, Promotions & Entertainment

“The Utility Man was a great addition to our 2012 entertainment schedule. Our fans LOVED how he entertained the crowd, and I received many compliments from happy customers. Additionally, he was extremely cost-effective, and very easy to work with. I would definitely recommend him to any team looking to amuse their fans, and look forward to making his appearance at the Blue Rocks an annual one.”

Joe Valenti 
WILMINGTON BLUE ROCKS
Director of Marketing

"The Utility Man was a crowd pleaser!  Our fans loved him!"

Sean Purcell
HARRISBURG SENATORS
Game Entertainment Coordinator

“Ben’s creativity, affinity for sports and eagerness to perform, coupled with his fearlessness, made him a perfect fit to perform for families at Waterfront Park in 2011.  I wish Ben the best as he builds his characters and develops The Utility Man for other ballparks around the country.  I would recommend Ben for anyone in the business of putting on a show – and that is what we proclaim to do at the Trenton Thunder 71 times each year.”  

Will Smith
TRENTON THUNDER
General Manager/COO

"Gotta say, I like Utility Man. Everyone around here (the Baseball Winter Meetings) is dragging tail this morning, but he's chipper and on point."

Craig Calcaterra
NBCsports.com, Hardball Talk

"Four score and seven seasons ago, The Utility Man was the best act I've ever seen!  I tip my top hat to him!"

Abraham Lincoln
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
16th President

"YO! WHASSUP?! The Utility Man is da illest entertainer since Shakespeare!"

Queen Elizabeth II
ENGLAND
Monarch/CEO of Her Majesty Recordz